. Tea and Crumpets .

Tiaras.. sparkly dresses.. curtseys.. champagne glasses.. tea.. crumpets.. little tiny sandwiches on fine china.. white gloves.. kentucky derby hats.. pea coats..$50 million dollar saphire rings.. and a perfect prince right out of a story book.. SIGH.. the visions that make up the dreams of every girl who's ever lived.
Thank GOODNESS for direct tv! I have searched and recorded LITERALLY every single thing on the royal wedding and watched them over. and over. and over.. and OVER.
Yesterday me and mama kel.. who's just as obsessed as i am.. sat down and watched the 'William and Kate' movie about their romance.. If it's possible.. i fell even MORE in love with them. and him. if it's possible.
She's so sassy. He's so dreamy. She's so strong. He's so perfect. She's so stylish. He's so royal. It's like they were made for each other. One soul in 2 beings. I dont care who says she's common... she's extraordinary. And he.. puts prince charming to SHAME!

Kate proves something to the world . She's my inspiration. The real life cinderella.
She proves that class has absolutely nothing to do with money. That regality is a character and personality trait.. not a birth right. She was born a princess.. and because she acted like one.. she found her prince. literally. (or he found her... walking in a see-through black lace dress on a catwalk... either way.. they found each other)
When they had their terrible break up.. she was amazing. She not only refused to go to the tabloids.. where she could've gotten BANK for dirt on willy baby.. her own story.. and THEIR story.. She didn't sulk in a corner and wait for the sun to burn out. She got up. got out. got busy. and at least PRETENDED to be happy!
She should be the model breakup-ee. She didn't chase this prince down.. she gave him space!
She let him realize that she was the best thing he's ever had and chase HER down!
The tabloids became her best friend! printing pictures of her on the town smiling with new attractive men every 5 seconds! .. and you thought FACEBOOK could do damage?

Can you even imagine the lengths you would have to go to to get over PRINCE WILLIAM?! i mean common lets be honest here...
everyone after a break up plans to go up a couple steps on the dating latter.. so they can feel like their last break up was worth their tears... but. i'm sorry hun... there is NOTHING better than prince william!
She lived her life. she moved on.. i have absolutely NO idea how.. but she did it with a smile on her face!
Lets take a chapter from HER book and apply it to our lives..

You have the worst break up of your life.
All you want to do is run back into his arms.. knock down his door.. and BEG for him to come to his senses and come back to you..
You don't see your life with ANYONE else.. and you truly feel like you might die without him.

we're treating it like a math story problem..
So.. yes. you could curl in a ball and die.. kill your social life brutally and write a million sad sad songs cying on your baby grand piano. You would have a very valid reason to do so. You just lost Prince friggin WILLIAM. you have every right in the WORLD to die a slow and painful death... hey.. maybe he'll see you sad in the tabloids and think.. i just wanna make her happy again!
or... he'll see your sad sad face and think.. yes. thats pathetic.. i dont blame her for not being able to get over me.. i mean common.. i'm Prince friggin William.

So.. girls... we're gonna go buy a new dress. We're gonna hit the TOWN! and have as much fun as we possibly can!
kate got her mind off princey baby by joining a rowing team.. we're gonna hit the gym..
A very VERY smart woman once told me.. 'If you feel bad.. Look better'
the worse you feel.. the better you should look. it'll turn EVERYTHING around.

next advice?
Let him come to you!! Don't run back to him! give him the royal space he needs to clear his head and come to his senses. If he never does.. he never deserved you in the first place.. royalty or not.
Get on with your life. no sulking. No sad pictures in the Tabs. only smiles and hottness.
Go out with the girls... get yourself on some dates! Remember what it's like to HAVE FUN!!
make yourself the very best possible you you can be! That way.. if he never ends up coming back.. you've become your best royal self for someone else!

Like's attract likes... royalty attracts royalty.. not by birth right but by character.. by values.. personality..
if you want a prince.. you have to dress.. walk.. talk.. and ACT like a princess.
If you want a bum.. go right ahead and stay in your asian bun.. no make up.. and sweat pants every day.. you'll find yourself a great one!
if you want someone with class.. show class.
If you want someone with integrity.. have it.
If you want someone drop dead.. prince william.. sexy.. you better be doing everything in your power to be a goddess.
you want a 10? be a 10!


ok... so. changing gears..
things i'm most excited for about the Royal Wedding...
- the flowers.
- Her ring? i'm obsessed with it. pretty sure i want a mini version of it for my own engagement ring. it's incredible.
- Her dress... she's kept her designer and the design.. obviously.. a complete secret! because she wants will to be completely surprised :) aaah so fairy tale! i'm obsessed.
- Their love. - no royal couple has ever had what they have.. actual love. it has to last. happily ever after.
- The 'nightclub' themed after party.. princess? knows how to get DOWN! that's hot.
- The vows.. the hopeless romantic in me is convinced he's written her something magical.
- The fact that she's arriving in a car.. as a 'commoner' .. and leaving in a carriage.. as ROYALTY! it's so cinderella and her pumpkin i wanna DIE!
- Lots of sparkles.. there's bound to be diamonds draped EVERYWHERE.
- PRINCE WILIAM. nuff said.
- The royal security on HORSES!! i watched a special on the security of the wedding.. so that crazy people that think william should marry them instead of kate (i can't even imagine.. weirdos).. don't do somethin CRAZY.. buuut they have a whole troupe of security dudes with the real life big english knight-hat thingys on HORSE BACK protecting the princess and prince. THATS AWESOME!!
- When they come out on the balcony and greet their country.. and the friggin WORLD! just like the movies!! just like 3 musketeers! JUST like The Princess Bride.. It's unreal how amped up im getting.
... this is like the superbowl... for girls... plus tiaras and sparkles and dress up! so basically the bedazzled superbowl of LOVE! woot.

Clearly there's a lot more.. but if i blogged about every single one of them it would be like 20 pages long. and long blog posts are annoying right? ...myy bad!

I can promise you that this will NOT be the last post about the wedding.. so basically this is TO BE CONTINUED..
I can promise you one very soon about my own ideal prince charming...
today could be a day of 10 posts the rate im going...

Break ups come.. and break ups go... but true love always has a way of working out :)
Believe in it.. and you will have your very own fairy tale.

xoxo
-Princess in the Process